An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
AN ENGLISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN AND AN IRISHMAN
THE ENGLISHMAN SAID 'MY SON WAS BORN ON ST. GEORGE'S DAY, SO WE CALLED HIM GEORGE'......THE SCOTSMAN SAID ' OCH WELL BLESS ME, OUR WEE SON WAS BORN ON ST. ANDREWS DAY SO WE CALLED HIM ANDREW ', THEN THE IRISHMAN SAID ' WELL TO BE SURE THAT'S A HELLUVA COINCIDENCE, JUST WAIT TILL I TELL OUR PANCAKE '
Apologies to any lovely Irish members !