Re: Alternative dictionery !
Fallout - The part of a female breast which is still visible after the rest of it has been squeezed into a brassiere by its overweight owner !
Fashion Statement, - You look really stupid in that Vivienne Westwood dress.
Far East, - .................... East !
Fayre, - Old fashioned way of spelling fare. Used mostly today by pubs who sell food, e.g., try our traditional fayre !. Don't because it is invariably traditional,..craype
Film Score,- Superman 3 Rocky 4 ( after extra time )
Five Mile Sigh Club - The name given to a club whose female members are people who have had sex in an aeroplane when it is five miles high, but it didn't last very long.
Football, - A team game played with a large round leather (now mostly plastic ) sphere... Known as " The Beautiful Game ", although whoever coined this expression had obviously not had the benefit of a close look at John Terry !
Football Agent, - Piece of Shite !
Freemasonry,- .... Sorry its a secret .
Friends of the Earth, - Enemies of the comb, haircut,soap, shampoo,shave,
and body deodorant.
Friends of the Earthquake, - Architects, Builders Glaziers etc.
Friendly fire, -Bullets, shells, rockets etc,which always smile and say hello
before killing you !