06-08-2017, 01:37 PM
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G.C.S.E. Get Copying Somebody Else,sGeisha Girl,- A hostess in a Japanese Tea House, Geishas according to the Japanese, do not offer sexual services, a claim that would be more believable if they didn't have a cushion fastened to their behinds.
Giroscope,- An instrument for measuring the extent to which lead swingers can con doctors into giving them another sick note .
Gettysburg Address - Hiram K.Jameson, 126 Main St,..Gettysburg,
Pennsylvania U.S.A.
Glacial Period,- The span of time from the moment a man does something which in the eyes of his wife is wrong, to the time she grudgingly lets him back into the marital bed !
Greek Mysteries,- Anything that comes out of the kitchens of a Taverna.
Gross Indecency - Exceptional indecency , or normal indecency 144 times.
Gross National Product, A National Product which drops its trousers, farts in a bottle of lager, ...then drinks it .
Gull - A Seabird with the ability to fly into the intake of an Airplane jet engine and emerge through the other side unscathed .
Gullible. Any Gull which believes the above !
06-08-2017, 01:45 PM
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English Law,- A system of justice built on the principle that a man is innocent until barristers, solicitors and judges have squeezed so much money out of him that by the end of the trial,.. he couldn't care less what the decision of the court was !Particularly liked this one - so true.
06-08-2017, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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English Law,- A system of justice built on the principle that a man is innocent until barristers, solicitors and judges have squeezed so much money out of him that by the end of the trial,.. he couldn't care less what the decision of the court was !Particularly liked this one - so true.
06-08-2017, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by tomtwodogs
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Me neither ,..I never watch it , I am one of the few that believe that the Supreme Achievement in human evolution, during the last few thousand years, is something other than the ability to kick a ball across a playing field ! over rated, and certainly overpaid ( in my opinion.) sorry I couldn't be bothered to type... i.m.o. lol
A game which can only be played by those nations that have advanced ahead of the rest of the civilised world: the UK and other Commonwealth countries that have benefited from our historic influence (except Canada, of course).
Even the Yanks find the game beyond their comprehension.
06-08-2017, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by judd
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english law,- a system of justice built on the principle that a man is innocent until barristers, solicitors and judges have squeezed so much money out of him that by the end of the trial,.. He couldn't care less what the decision of the court was !Particularly liked this one - so true.
13-08-2017, 06:37 AM
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Hadrians Ball, - An ailment common amongst Roman Soldiers during the reign of the emperor Hadrian ( 76 - 138 ), which caused one or both testicles to swell up due to being ruptured when humping great lumps of granite about when building Hadrians Wall.Hannibal ( 247 - 183 BC ) - Carthaginian general. Regarded as performing the second bravest act in Roman military history when leading his elephants across the Alps. The bravest act was performed by the soldier following immediately behind the elephants !
Hebrews - What He has to do if " He" is in the doghouse and "He" wants a cup of tea .
Herpes - The Greek God of embarrassing Illnesses
Ho Chi Minh ( 1892 - 1969 ) Leader of the Vietnam revolutionist national party of Indo China. Extremely fond of Vindaloo Curry and suffered with chronic diarrhoea,..see Ho Chi Minh trail
Hornet - What the womenfolk of Tyneside wear on their heads to keep their hair tidy .
Hunchfront of Notre Dame ( The) - Colette Lefronde , a Notre Dame Catherdral guide,.. with very big tits !
Idiomatic - Automatic 4 x 4 vehicle used by women for shopping and taking their kids to school.
Indian Reservation - So that's a table for four at eight oclock, and were all starting with Onion bhajis.!
Ireland - One of the British Isles. Separated from Great Britain by the Irish Sea and about three hundred years of evolution.
Iron Age- The period that elapses between an item of clothing leaving the dryer until the time it is eventually ironed and ready for use. Usually about a month !
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