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hi artangel - there is as much information to chad as there is to one of my poems - ZERO. got a feeling this year is going to be a bumper crop. hope you enjoy my slightly sick poem on a very perverted edition of CBB in which all the things did arise - ie stand up lol
sorry if to crude.


is trisha and karthick making you hard poll ? 03.08.17

what a palace
ch5 done well to transform
missing is JR and dallas
we are in for one hell of a storm.
don't want to sound perverted
the village will ASBO
marvin is not gay and won't be converted
but i am loving karthick like girls love rambo.
straight away drawn
along with trisha
both instantly giving me the horn
keep your sympathy if your a well wisher.
i like a different kettle
to this world its a gift
how boring is life if it does settle
no ups downs or rift.
bring on the peculiar
sorry if i am sick
round trisha i circular
she is making me hard like karthick.


( as there has been allot of talk or the male anatomy - i thought it was only correct if i showed my sick side and played along. hope you all get the joke and how it stands up opppssssss wrong choice of words. you no what i mean ? just relax and listen to a bit of marvin and forget about the anatomy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs )

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Hi oldfool, l ignored the naughty bits! Ha!
Did you hear Karthik say his name sounded like 'car sick'?!!
You like that Trisha? ....Mmmn, say no more! She is so crude!
Chad thinks he's gorgeous! Vomit!
No one should cross the gangster's moll, Marissa or they could end up 'dead meat'!!

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hi artangel - did you see the bit where (barry ) sean said he will wake to find a horse head in his bed because of her lol - mad me laugh. really looking forward to tonights show. have a nice sunday. what do you think about sandis comment ? ie some people can take it and some can not - I think she is spot on.



sandi's comment - agreed with or disgusted by ? 06.08.17

a great observation
26 mins into the show
before the club and exclusive reservation
sandi and the no drink were the flow.
what a great understanding
paid off is life and the skill
some people can take what you say was landing
down my back was sandi's chill.
the picking game was tension
put everyone in trouble
they say best is prevention
a bit like derek and seeing the double.
it was worked through
3 VIP'S were picked
eating food from the deep blue
paul derek and helen all ticked.
great privilege is power
these VIP'S will command
you just no its going sour
even if its not available on 5demand.
not happy was karthik
on pauls pronunciation
saturdays show was just sick
sundays show will be watched with a 10pm reservation.

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Yes OF, l laughed when Barry said, about finding a horse's head in his bed!
I don't think l heard Sandi saying what you said? I do fast forward a lot, especially Helen, as her eyes scare me! I also fast forward, filthy mouthed Trisha!
I loved Sarah Harding and Amelia singing, The Promise. They should've won that round.

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trisha is my fave to win after what she done with the pizza - as per I hope my poem explains. have a great Monday artangel.

pizzagate - winninggate = highgate delivery to ethel skinner resident 07.08.17

i have got my winner
sunday was the delivery
i am dot and trisha is ethel skinner
CBB code is my shivery.
it was put on a plate
even if it was not instant lust
choosing food to leaving did not infuriate
it showed trisha to have a deep inner stuffed crust.
excellent was the rant
genuine was the leaving
staying will make trisha pant
entertainment we will be receiving.
can anyone support
or is my trisha love flannel
just rang pizza hut and ready to deport
the only catch is for me to perform on trishas channel.

( can anyone tell me what soap ethel skinner was from and is she a highgate resident worthy of delivery ? )

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Ethel Skinner was in at the beginning of the dreadful "East Enders" - I seem to remember she had a dog named 'Willie' who was a far better actor than most of the humans!

As for 'Celebrity' BB - just looked at the inmate list - the only one I have ever heard of is Helen Lederer

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I'm not doing well with this I'm about three behind again. Must have a binge watch later on. Bits I have seen I got a feeling Helen has no idea where she is or what's happening !

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Each to their own, can't see what the entertainment value is in this, not my cup of tea.

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LOL !! That sounds about right for Helen Lederer - she always has that bewildered look.

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glad some are watching. helps the nights go by.

tactically we must evict chad - agree or disagree ? 08.08.17

we have our first chopping
all five lined on a block
i will explain why some are flopping
to clear out the useless stock.
first is a saviour
as important to summer-bay as donald fisher
she is in my camp and no waver
absolutely adore trisha.
next to get a tick
saving is also top priority
a true legend will be kartrik
in CBB he is a class that's royalty.
tricky is my third
she will never be a mona lisa
the zest will ensure no curd
no lemon is marissa.
it leaves 2 on deck
one that needs care the other no lad
sara is a emotional wreck
body vein is boring chad.
my case is made
chad is a goner
so little leaves nothing to fade
evicting chad will be a honour.