Call Brexit Bluff - Tell EU They'll Get Nowt!
LOL, warming towards Rod Liddle in the Sun newspaper today.
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So, should we pay the £36billion bill the European Union is trying to extort from us before we are allowed to start trade talks.
That’s the figure they have come up with. Not so long ago it was £88billion, Then it was £72billion, Then it miraculously dropped down to £54billion, and now - abracadabra - it’s £36billion.
Do you ever get the idea the devious and greedy EU monkeys are just making it all up as they go along?
“Jacques - How much do you think we can screw out of the Brits? What about 70-odd billion? We’ve been screwing them for years so they won’t mind”
."Might be a bit steep, Hansi, Halve it”. “Hmm, you sure? We need a large figure so that other countries are terrified of leaving our wonderful institution. Such as Italy, say?
“Stick to £36billion. That’s a big chunk of Italy’s GDP in any case. And let’s demand it now, while all the UK leaders are on holiday” That May woman is still walking up mountains somewhere”.
What a monumental con!. The truth is we owe no money whatsoever to this corrupt and autocratic bureaucracy. Not a single euro.
We have been net contributors year after year after year. To the tune of at least £200billion.
For decades we have subsidised the failing siesta states of southern Italy, Subsidised their tobacco farms, their infrastructure, schools and hospitals. That’s one of the reasons we voted to leave.
The EU negotiators say we have to pay a bill for incredibly exciting programmes they have planned over the next three years, Tough luck!. Change your plans. Because circumstances have changed and we’re out. If you can’t go ahead with the building of women’s drop-in centres in Bratislava and a goat rehabilitation clinic in Thessalonika, then, sadly, so be it. Cut your cloth, etc.
And don’t threaten us by saying you will not begin discussions about new trade agreements. That’s blackmail, clear and simple.
Have a word with the leading exporters in Germany, France, the Netherlands and so on, See if THEY want their markets in the UK closed off because of your vaulting greed and spite.
Hell, within a week of the Brexit vote German companies were demanding trade talks and insisting that trade with the UK must continue unhindered. They know the UK is a huge and invaluable market.
Some say we shouldn’t be churlish. Just pay up. That was the advice The Sun gave earlier this week. I understand that. Let’s just get on with it, give them what they want and get the hell out.
It’s how I feel when I’m trying to extricate myself from some deal with a charlatan online company which demands an exorbitant payment just to let me leave.
But nah. There is a principle at stake. We should not be bullied by these Luxembourgish pygmies. They know our government is tottering and that’s the reason they believe they can extort vast sums of money from us.
Call their bluff, David Davis. Tell them you’re getting nowt - and now let’s talk about trade deals, And if they play hardball, tell them to stuff it and withdraw.
No deal is better than a bad deal.
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Couldn’t have put it better myself.
What say you?