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20-11-2017, 03:09 PM
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Mups I have a large tube of super glue to squirt down his trousers.... so whatever he is hiding down there will have to stay there!
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20-11-2017, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Mups I have a large tube of super glue to squirt down his trousers.... so whatever he is hiding down there will have to stay there!
That indeed is fighting talk Twink
Don't get your fingers stuck
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20-11-2017, 06:40 PM
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Mups I have a large tube of super glue to squirt down his trousers.... so whatever he is hiding down there will have to stay there!


Heavens above -


Get these behind me Satan!

I must not pursue this train of thought . . . . I must not pursue this . . . I must not . . . .
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20-11-2017, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Heavens above -


Get these behind me Satan!

I must not pursue this train of thought . . . . I must not pursue this . . . I must not . . . .
Well it will keep his penknife wherever he is planning to hide it!
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20-11-2017, 07:08 PM
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That is true Twink.

It will also save us from the ordeal of searching him. Phew!


Have you got enough wrapping paper, or do you need me to get some extra?
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20-11-2017, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
That is true Twink.

It will also save us from the ordeal of searching him. Phew!


Have you got enough wrapping paper, or do you need me to get some extra?

I got three extra rolls whilst in IKEA the other day, you think that's going to be enough???
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20-11-2017, 10:16 PM
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That indeed is fighting talk Twink
Don't get your fingers stuck
Can just imagine Twink back at the hospital where she's having her pot removed having to have her hand removed from some bloke's arse.
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20-11-2017, 11:38 PM
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Tut tut! Grotty little tyke!

I think he's been on the Chianti ladies.

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21-11-2017, 01:19 AM
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Are all the wimmin tucked up in their nice cosy beds? Either that or I've gone deaf.
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21-11-2017, 08:19 AM
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Can just imagine Twink back at the hospital where she's having her pot removed having to have her hand removed from some bloke's arse.
You silly boy, I am not interested in touching your penknife.... I just want to make sure that you can't.
 
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