Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Gummy, have you been Grinding your Organ?

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Went to a Soft Drinks association do last night, it was very pleasant affair, but, there weren't any carbonated products on offer, that said, it was a Cordial Event.

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I was SO chuffed when my new Batman socks arrived yesterday!
I thought "Pug [coz I know me,so I tend to speak informally] you have to show these to Yes Dear.
So,I stripped off,put on just my new socks,sauntered into the kitchen.
"What d'you want? I didn't think you knew where the kitchen is!" she exclaimed.
"Look,just....look!" I excitedly burbled.
"What am I supposed to be looking at?" she said
"FFS....my dick's POINTING at them!" I burbled.

"Oh,riiiiight ... so it is ... Shame you didn't buy a new hat"...

[I fkn HATE that woman!]

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

OK robert try this one for size another cohen ditty

Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
And the band is really happening
And the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
She's the angel of compassion
She's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
Lifts a happy face to thank her
The fiddler fiddles something so sublime
All the women tear their blouses off
And the men they dance on the polka-dots
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
And it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops

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that's the problem Pug them women take their eyes of the main item and can only think of sex!! whilst us men are looking at our feet!!

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If it was me, I'd have worn my Banana Man Socks.

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"Robert"

very formal ennit

Just to say I was being ironic

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Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,
Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs,
Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears,
'cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

TWO days & NO posts.................election blues/?

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Soz RJ, but this is a test of resilience.