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21-10-2017, 08:07 PM
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Three Words.

There are female jokes and there are
unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke.*

I offer it to you in the hope that women
will love it and men will pass it along to a
woman who will love it!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an
after work cocktail with her girlfriends when*Steven, a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could not take her eyes off him.*

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob
noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As any man
would.) Before she could offer her apologies
for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter
how kinky, for £20.00...on one condition..."*

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman
asked what the condition was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want
me to do in just three words."*

The woman considered his proposition for
a moment, and then slowly removed a £20
note from her purse, which she pressed into
the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply and passionately into his
eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....


"Decorate my house."
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21-10-2017, 08:12 PM
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Re: Three Words.

Nah too tame
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21-10-2017, 08:17 PM
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Re: Three Words.

Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Nah too tame
That was from my big sister she thinks I am a saint..
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21-10-2017, 08:24 PM
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Re: Three Words.

Originally Posted by longfellow ->
That was from my big sister she thinks I am a saint..
Hmmmmmmm
 



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