Percy Thrower - a long line of spanner throwers!

Me father was a spanner thrower, me grandad and his dad
that's where I got me spanners from and learned to throw them lad

It's harder than knife throwing cos they don' stick in the board
we use polystyrene or we'd kill a blood hoard

Now you've heard all this nonsense of throwing spanners in the works
It's just an old wives story,, put around by old wife nerds

the tested spanner thrower would not resort to that
we've never damaged any works and that's a bloody fact

I must admit whilst practicing we may have missed the mark
but we stayed away from works and things and practiced in the park

it's a bit like gypsies, travelers, hobgoblins in the woods
you've got to blame somebody if your works don't do what it should

so if your message board is languishing with not a bloody word
and every time you switch it on there's not a murmur there
don't blame the spanner thrower he fixes things that work
go get another bloody board and call it "spanner throwers fair"