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Listen on those stats, barring an unforeseen, Spitty will be posting long after the inevitable, anything you geezers would like posthumous, like?
Yes please, tell Laura I love her.
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Talking of suckers, I've just seen Surfermoms thread about glass sponges, fascinating, some are believed to be over 10,000 years old!!!.We really are only scratching the surface of this planet in what we know, methinks it was a big mistake us coming out of the ocean in the first place, just imaging I could have been a middle aged sponge of 8.000 when Christ walked above me, and in another short 1.000 years I would have been eligiable for my sponge pension, then they would be justified in called me a sponger.
Maybe with a bit of luck the earth will suddenly jerk and evelution will kick into reverse and we will all become born again sponges.


Can someone explain to me how these deep sea creature are not crushed to death by the weight of the ocean above them? I mean humans can only go down so far and that's it.
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Probably posthumous? Pray prepare posts perpetually per posteritally Promises.
Posteritally, is that a word?

I have lost my love of alliteration
Spitty now don’t be sad
Your knack of juxtaposition
Its always not too bad

And I hate those double negatives
So favoured by sly executives
Psychopaths the lot of them
Bullies and altogether rotten


Have you noticed the cost of wallpaper has gone through the roof in the past decade. I blame the …..more later
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Squashed deep sea creatures Jem.


Some things are not meant to be understood.

Lord spoke to Job out of the storm. He said:

2 “Who is this that obscures my plans
with words without knowledge?
3 Brace yourself like a man;
I will question you,
and you shall answer me.
4 “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.
5 Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?
6 On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone—
7 while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels[a] shouted for joy?
8 “Who shut up the sea behind doors
when it burst forth from the womb,
9 when I made the clouds its garment
and wrapped it in thick darkness,
10 when I fixed limits for it
and set its doors and bars in place,
11 when I said, ‘This far you may come and no farther;
here is where your proud waves halt’?
12 “Have you ever given orders to the morning,
or shown the dawn its place,
13 that it might take the earth by the edges
and shake the wicked out of it?
14 The earth takes shape like clay under a seal;
its features stand out like those of a garment.
15 The wicked are denied their light,
and their upraised arm is broken.
16 “Have you journeyed to the springs of the sea
or walked in the recesses of the deep?
17 Have the gates of death been shown to you?
Have you seen the gates of the deepest darkness?
18 Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth?
Tell me, if you know all this.
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Funny thing RJ but I remember seeing a sign in a wallpaper shop window saying 'Hang our papers, they deserve it!'
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I once spent hours in my GRACE BROS days helping a Gagool like harridan choose paper, only to retuurn the next day complaining that it was the same as the one already on the wall. tsk


I told this story to DUSTIN GEE, Les Dennis partner at a STORE relaunch, he didnt larf but said he was dying for a pi*s, where was the loo?
Dead , long gone now
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Time for me cocoa
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Have you seen the gates of the deepest darkness

very apt thought I?
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does it have hanging lamps that swoon in the gloom??
 
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