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10-04-2011, 10:57 AM
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Favourite one liners

We've all got them:

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana!"
Groucho Marx
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Time wounds old Heels .

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Groucho marx (looking at Margaret Dumont) 'Beauty is only skin deep...who peeled you?'.
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I enjoyed many of Churchill's quotes, but a favourite was, when speaking of Clement Atlee, "He is a modest man, with much to be modest about!"
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Churchill seems to have had many

Madam you are ugly

And you are drunk

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"Unfortunately I am not young enough to know everything."

Oscar Wilde
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11-04-2011, 10:49 AM
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Jonathan Swift was deep in thought at a dinner party in Dublin Castle when a lady asked, 'A penny for your thoughts Dean'.'They are not worth a farthing, I was thinking of you Dear'.
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Live for today, tomorrow you could be dead.
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May I live simply, that others may simply live.
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Originally Posted by Annie Jack ->
May I live simply, that others may simply live.


Thats a good one .......... I like it
 
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