06-09-2016, 09:24 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I went to the doctor nursing a wheezing chest. He said I believe you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.I thought he'd made it up?
MY uncle VIvian said "It's the worst case of whatever it that I have ever seen.
My grandad said
" It's not the cough that carries you off ,
it's the coffin they carry you off in"
All charming homilies
06-09-2016, 09:34 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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I feared the humble Bacon Sarnie, but soon realised, it was an Irrational fear.
06-09-2016, 09:51 PM
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excellent prose said the sailor when he met the vicars daughter - I can feel the blood rushing to me temples - the temples of doom in Indiana Jones.yes we on on a new and exciting roll said the sausage to the salami - but I am having a pig of a time at the moment and no matter how long I'm hung I won't be completely cured.
so I'll just trot along and get me snout in the beer trough and join the rest of uze trogladytes!
06-09-2016, 09:55 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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This new drug I takeIs keeping me awake
At night
With frights
I can’t control my thoughts
I am aware that I ought
To act normal all day
But the spell won’t go away
Did I really hear that
From where I’m at
Did I really see that
A flying cat
Now it’s raining cats & dogs
Taking over from toads and frogs
What plague was next
I check the text
No, blood comes before the water
Spewing as if from a great aorta
Then frogs and lice
Not very nice
Then flies and disease
Nasty plagues these
Then comes body racking boils
All thought is gone from todays tough toils
Raging thunder ,hail and fire
The people hope to expire
What could happen now then
To the remains in the pig pen
Locusts sweep through the land
Destiny lives to blight their hands
Could things get any worse
Read on to bury this verse
Three days of no light, just dark
The end.
06-09-2016, 10:14 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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This new drug I takeIs keeping me awake
At night
With frights
I can’t control my thoughts
I am aware that I ought
To act normal all day
But the spell won’t go away
Did I really hear that
From where I’m at
Did I really see that
A flying cat
Now it’s raining cats & dogs
Taking over from toads and frogs
What plague was next
I check the text
No, blood comes before the water
Spewing as if from a great aorta
Then frogs and lice
Not very nice
Then flies and disease
Nasty plagues these
Then comes body racking boils
All thought is gone from todays tough toils
Raging thunder ,hail and fire
The people hope to expire
What could happen now then
To the remains in the pig pen
Locusts sweep through the land
Destiny lives to blight their hands
Could things get any worse
Read on to bury this verse
Three days of no light, just dark
The end.
07-09-2016, 04:13 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Blimey,I make an appearance having been somewhat distracted by...well...life [sort of] for a while-and instant casteegation for a spellign error that happened only because I was waring my Balaklarva backwards at the time,RJ! Which brings me neatlee to my next point....did yerz know that Nigel Farage's favourite film is '101 Damn Asians'...?|
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