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19-01-2018, 04:49 PM
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Gracie went off to school today stinking of tcp I asked what was wrong and was informed it's the best smell to stop the little boy who likes her following her around

Many of us have put on perfume to be more alluring there she is using a smell as a bug spray to keep the boys always


Made us laugh hope it gave you a chuckle too.
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19-01-2018, 04:53 PM
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Yes, and all that spray will prevent "cooties" too.

I hope it works. They really are a nuisance.
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19-01-2018, 05:00 PM
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Aww,Gawd love Her, ..but given time She'll get rid of the bug spray and want a perfume spray...just like the rest of Us silly Women.
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19-01-2018, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Julie1962 ->
Gracie went off to school today stinking of tcp I asked what was wrong and was informed it's the best smell to stop the little boy who likes her following her around

Many of us have put on perfume to be more alluring there she is using a smell as a bug spray to keep the boys always


Made us laugh hope it gave you a chuckle too.
I've tried everything Julie but I still get hoards of women after me.
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19-01-2018, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I've tried everything Julie but I still get hoards of women after me.
Do you owe them money Longdogs?....
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19-01-2018, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
Do you owe them money Longdogs?....
Dammit!.
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19-01-2018, 07:24 PM
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To save me from yellow flies when I run except, apparently, Longdogs, I always have two spray bottles of insect repellant in the car.

Now I know why I have been keeping men at bay...and no SUVs have been chasing my cute little station wagon either.
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19-01-2018, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Surfermom ->
To save me from yellow flies when I run except, apparently, Longdogs, I always have two spray bottles of insect repellant in the car.

Now I know why I have been keeping men at bay...and no SUVs have been chasing my cute little station wagon either.
One day I will let you catch me and see what happens.
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19-01-2018, 11:34 PM
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Re: Male bug spray lol

Originally Posted by Julie1962 ->
Gracie went off to school today stinking of tcp I asked what was wrong and was informed it's the best smell to stop the little boy who likes her following her around

Many of us have put on perfume to be more alluring there she is using a smell as a bug spray to keep the boys always


Made us laugh hope it gave you a chuckle too.
Very clever. And original!
Love it.
 
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