bald willy ( metro news disqusts me )

bald willy 19.01.18
　
it has gone viral
making me throb
publicity did news spiral
on front page was my bald k???.
everyone has got a view
comments need blocking
karate kid is on renew
wax on wax off scene is flocking.
holding head with despair
wanting to shout shush
not sweet like 16 with hair
days were fantastic in the bush.
always a stallion
ammunition in the barrel
not like the grand canyon
firing louder then slade and xmas carol.
nice and neat
sorry to be perverse and silly
poetry is not always sweet
especially when on the subject bald willy.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/19/prince...t-180-7243361/

Re: bald willy ( metro news disqusts me )

Why is this newsworthy?