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most men would say it WAS ; artificial that is - that right chappies??

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It is Ok to Masquerade, but not to the detriment of others, so there!

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brief news from our dear comrade RJ - he is as brief as ever although I've never seen him in briefs!!

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Wasn't it some Australian Bird, who used to say "Think lo-u-che, and you'll be lo-u-che".

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well out here our favorite italian chef is called "lo-u-che" his lasagnes are to die for and he has killed a lot too!!

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Thank’s again for forwarding that message Gumbud, tell him the same to him with knobs on.


Ah yes the age old woman and man thing, like the poor will always be with us. Hear ye these wise words from one who knows.

You’ll never figure out a Woman’s mind, ’tis a foolish Man who tries
They’ll charm you with their assets and fill you full of lies
And when your finally hooked and start paying off the lease
Best to grin and bear it if you want to have any peace.

Yes lads, that’s about the size of it, God be with the days when the man was head of the household, alas he is merely a piece of furniture in the house today. The last ounce of resistance has been squashed from todays married men and not a spark of rebellion left in their puny bodies, the world has been taken over by bossy women, hence the state it’s in.

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Many men worship at the shrine, this has to stop, if the initiative is to be regained.

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It is said that you can’t beat an Englishman with a cricket bat, fair enough, but you can’t beat an Irishman with a shillelagh either, once he gets his hands on the Hawthorn stick there’s no stopping him.
I was a mere boy when I heard this song so many years ago, but you young lads wouldn’t remember it.

Two Shillelagh O'Sullivan
(Bing Crosby)


There's many a man that rode a horse across the western
Plain There's never been one like the Irishman
O'Sullivan was his name.
He never packed a shooting iron
The need he never felt
With two shillelaghs always hanging there
A'hanging on his belt.
O yippee ki yi oh, me bucko
B'gorrah an yippee ki yo
Two Shillelagh O'Sullivan
He'd give any man a go.
(Har the shillelagh.
You know we call it the Tipperary rifle.
You never have to reload it.)
This bronco-busting Irishman
From the heart of Erin's Isle it was after living peaceful, like
He always wore a smile.
But when the smile was leaving him
In a fight he'd
Come unwound Bad cess for any crossing him
They'd wind up on the ground.
O yippee ki yi oh, me bucko
B'gorrah an yippee ki yo
Two Shillelagh…

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The Christian name of a girlfriend, was someway conducive to the success of the relationship, take for example "Victoria", as a gent with a propensity for passing wind, I soon discovered a potential embarrassing situation could soon be dissolved with the quick ditty "More Tea Vicky".

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As Errol Flynn once said "I remember my very first girlfriend, Virginia was her name, Virgin for short...but not for long"
I have to say Spitty I always admired your originality. I love originality, I’ve got several books about Adam and Eve on my shelves, yeh can’t any more original than that.

Actually I was thinking of writing a series of books featuring Adam and Eve, in the same vein as the Famous five, for instance “Adam and Eve go Ape in Africa” about when they try to trace their ancestors. “Adam and Eve go Apple picking in Dorset” “Adam and Eve on Serpent’s Island” stuff like that.