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03-02-2018, 05:26 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

Originally Posted by Pesta ->
Mups, I'm his granny...

Excellent. You will have a lot of common sense and will know how to keep him on the straight and narrow then.
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03-02-2018, 05:26 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

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I'm trying to fix Pesta up with Tpin.
I'm his granny Mups....

How about a BOGOF with Swimmy... I'm sure he said somewhere he likes blondes too.
You could get the two fixed up, (I nearly said 'together' then )
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03-02-2018, 05:28 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

Originally Posted by Pesta ->
I'm his granny Mups....

How about a BOGOF with Swimmy... I'm sure he said somewhere he likes blondes too.
You could get the two fixed up, (I nearly said 'together' then )

Oh dear, I got all excited for nothing, all but bought me new hat I did.

Perhaps you're right, and we should try the BOGOF now.
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03-02-2018, 05:35 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

While we are deliberating what to do, does anyone want a Jaffa Cake?
(Do remember ladies who are interested in his Lordship, you can win with his Lordship favours if you despise Snickers Ice Cream. That means he has them all)

Not sure about Swimmy's preferences.
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03-02-2018, 05:37 PM
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Och You'd be better to concentrate Yer efforts on SF..He'd be more receptive Methinks,

I get the feeling T'pin has one of those lifelike robot dolls stashed away in His wardrobe
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03-02-2018, 05:44 PM
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I so love Jaffa cakes!
Sorry, maybe that should be posted on another thread.
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03-02-2018, 05:45 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

Originally Posted by May ->
Och You'd be better to concentrate Yer efforts on SF..He'd be more receptive Methinks,

I get the feeling T'pin has one of those lifelike robot dolls stashed away in His wardrobe

You could well be right May.
I confess I hadn't thought of that.
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03-02-2018, 05:51 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

I think Tpin's done a runner. Far too much adulation and red hot sex for any man to endure; he's off round town to score instead!
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03-02-2018, 05:52 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

Hi

I have a special lady in my life.

A tall slim blonde.

She is only just 8 years old, my pretendie, Nadi.

I am her English Grandad.

She has just won a Silver Medal in the Under 12's Gymnastics and is now off to train at the National Sports Centre at Lilleshall.

She does not like her real Grandfathers, miserable gits the pair of them.

She is now planning to marry me off to Babcha Zosia, her Dad's Mother.

It is hilarious.
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03-02-2018, 05:52 PM
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Re: Bachelor Tpin.

Originally Posted by Floydy ->
I think Tpin's done a runner. Far too much adulation and red hot sex for any man to endure; he's off round town to score instead!

I think you might be right, Floydy.

Oh well, he can't say I didn't try me best.
 
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