Re: Bachelor Tpin.
Hi
I have a special lady in my life.
A tall slim blonde.
She is only just 8 years old, my pretendie, Nadi.
I am her English Grandad.
She has just won a Silver Medal in the Under 12's Gymnastics and is now off to train at the National Sports Centre at Lilleshall.
She does not like her real Grandfathers, miserable gits the pair of them.
She is now planning to marry me off to Babcha Zosia, her Dad's Mother.
It is hilarious.