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.....and coz we're MENLY men,we'll eat the piranhas,punch a hole in the stone cover,use the rope to tie the guard dogs in knots...and bugroff dahn the pub,to celebrate being last! ...meanwhile - ain'ychooz wimminfolk got ironing to do...so stop natterin' and get the vacuuming done...whilst we blokes-folks hold this last place down for yerz.
I wasn't joking about the well, I could easily drown a few men in it.
Remind me to get some wine in so I can invite the ladies to watch you men trying to escape.....we all like a good laugh!
* pig-woman flings her furry boa negligently around her scrawny neck and struts naked into the thread ..... claiming last place as the gobsmacked ones run for the sick bucket *