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What did the constipated pirate's parrot say every morning .....



"Faeces at eight, faeces at eight ......."

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22-07-2018, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
What did the constipated pirate's parrot say every morning .....



"Faeces at eight, faeces at eight ......."



Oi! Hang on!

What are you, a mere woman, doing posting on Jokes for Blokes?
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22-07-2018, 10:25 PM
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Oi! Hang on!

What are you, a mere woman, doing posting on Jokes for Blokes?
Oh so Can't post here?
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22-07-2018, 11:21 PM
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Oh so Can't post here?
Well... possibly...

I suppose...

but, you'd have to agree to becoming an honorary man.

Subject to the agreement of the other gentleman members, of course.
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23-07-2018, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
Well... possibly...

I suppose...

but, you'd have to agree to becoming an honorary man.

Subject to the agreement of the other gentleman members, of course.
In order to become an honorary Gentleman you're going to need some 'Tackle' Sweetie Pie.........

Here, you can have mine, Mrs Fox has finished with it...
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
In order to become an honorary Gentleman you're going to need some 'Tackle' Sweetie Pie.........

Here, you can have mine, Mrs Fox has finished with it...
No doubt lots of surplus tackle on here Foxy....
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23-07-2018, 09:43 AM
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No doubt lots of surplus tackle on here Foxy....
Very true Barry, lovemaking seems to be a young man's game these days......No point in having a fast car if all the roads have speed limits on them.......might be nice to try a bit of 'Off Road' occasionally.....
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23-07-2018, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
In order to become an honorary Gentleman you're going to need some 'Tackle' Sweetie Pie.........

Here, you can have mine, Mrs Fox has finished with it...
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23-07-2018, 12:29 PM
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Well, SP, it looks as if you are generally acceptable, though some believe you should make some personal changes!
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The wife was caught speeding and they sent her a photo taken by their high speed camera. I wrote to them and requested an enlarged print of it.

It's the only time I've ever seen her with her mouth shut.
 
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