28-02-2018, 06:41 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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No he isn't .... 
every time I roll up here he sticks his size 12 up me bum.I'll catch ya later tonight Mups if you're on.
You’re lucky it was only his size twelves.😃
28-02-2018, 08:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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No he isn't .... every time I roll up here he sticks his size 12 up me bum.I'll catch ya later tonight Mups if you're on.
28-02-2018, 09:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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What? You begrudge me? Some days it's the only human contact I get.
You're going the wrong way about getting any sympathy here ya know.
Anyway, isn't it time you went and had your supper?
28-02-2018, 10:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Looks like it Morti.I'd rather hoped they would be snowed in by now, but I spotted the foot prints outside earlier, so they are still about - pests.
I wondered if we could get them to do a few jobs while they are here, you know, make themselves useful for a change.
Perhaps bring us a cup of tea, or fill me hot water bottle for a start?
28-02-2018, 10:47 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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And a plate of biccies ... and massage my neck. It's a little stiff from sitting watching the snow fall.-5 out there tonight Mups ..I hope they put thick lagging on their dangly bits or they'll freeze and could snap off.
Freeze and snap off? Could be arranged . . .
I was just thinking what else I would like, Mort.
I had a a superb foot massage a couple of weeks ago - bliss it was, bliss. I couldn't half to with some more of that, help me relax.
So while we are sipping our drinks (with little fingers fashionably poised), and daintily nibbling our biccies, they could also massage our necks and tootsie's with some lovely aromatherapy oils.
You see chaps, THAT is how to win our favours, NOT by booting us up the bum at every opportunity.
28-02-2018, 11:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Sounds bliss Mups .... Wonder where they are? Out gritting the roads d'you think? I've haven't hear a single gritter go passed here so it would figure.
Don't know where they are Mort, but I hope they stay there.
I haven't heard a gritter go by here either.
Living on this bend, I can't help but worry about my nice new front wall again.
Hey - that's another job they could do for us. Come and spread some grit outside.
Perhaps we should go and drag 'em away from the telly so they can get cracking.
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