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07-04-2018, 02:39 PM
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Keep this up and I shall have to stir from my boudoir, where I'm lying blowing vap rings, shameless hussy that I am.
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07-04-2018, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

No need for a remote now, I have voice control.

More time to spend helping Judds on here.

Now shoo ladies.



Have you seen this ladies? Complete and utter laziness is the only thing these males specialise in.
They will soon have a robot to even bring the remote shortly.
If they got a take-aways delivered, plus a commode installed under the sofa, they wouldn't ever have to get off their bums again. It would be almost as good as velcroing them to the chair.

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07-04-2018, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Have you seen this ladies? Complete and utter laziness is the only thing these males specialise in.
They will soon have a robot to even bring the remote shortly.
If they got a take-aways delivered, plus a commode installed under the sofa, they wouldn't ever have to get off their bums again. It would be almost as good as velcroing them to the chair.

I am just ordering more velcro as we speak Mups.... they may not have a waitress to bring them their alcohol, so we can't trust them not to move!
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07-04-2018, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I am just ordering more velcro as we speak Mups.... they may not have a waitress to bring them their alcohol, so we can't trust them not to move!


That's the ticket Twink.
I'll sit on 'em, while you velcro 'em down.
If you've got enough velcro, you could do their bums, backs, and both feet as well.
That should hold 'em down long enough to give us some peace and quiet for a while.
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07-04-2018, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
That's the ticket Twink.
I'll sit on 'em, while you velcro 'em down.
If you've got enough velcro, you could do their bums, backs, and both feet as well.
That should hold 'em down long enough to give us some peace and quiet for a while.
If I can get Judd to fix my electric drill I could screw their feet to the floor..... just in case the velcro isn't as strong as we require
We ladies always make sure we do a thorough job.
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07-04-2018, 03:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
If I can get Judd to fix my electric drill I could screw their feet to the floor..... just in case the velcro isn't as strong as we require
We ladies always make sure we do a thorough job.


Well Swim would be quite happy to stay put, as long as he has his telly and voice control toys.
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07-04-2018, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Well Swim would be quite happy to stay put, as long as he has his telly and voice control toys.
That is what he tells you Mups....... but never trust a man, they tell fibs. Much safer to stitch him to the chair, along with the velcro!
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07-04-2018, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

No need for a remote now, I have voice control.

More time to spend helping Judds on here.

Now shoo ladies.

Well done Swim - we can now present a united front against female tyranny.
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07-04-2018, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
If I can get Judd to fix my electric drill I could screw their feet to the floor..... just in case the velcro isn't as strong as we require
We ladies always make sure we do a thorough job.
No chance of that, I don't do appliance repairs. Am strictly a Contracting Electrician.
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I am not feeling well, so I could give then my germs if that helps.
 



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