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Ooh I say Tezza, you've come over all masterful this morning.

Pity it won't help you though.

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Mups, that Tezza is getting a bit cheeky! It is a good job we are increasing the ladies on here.... we need a plan for him!

We can arrange for Swim to go back to hospital for a while.

Joan will lend a hand keeping EZ quiet.

I will ask Judd if he can put lights in my loft, then secure the entrance while he is up there. After all the lagging in there will keep him warm through winter

Perhaps we could Push Tezza into the doughnut jam cauldron... and then put setting solution in it What do you think?

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All sounds perfect to me, Twink.

Worse comes to worse, if Tezza rumbles us and won't go near the cauldron, we can always make him a 'special' doughnut instead, laced with something suitable.
Poor dear will think we are being ever so kind - till it's too late.

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I think Tezza is tryi ng to play the "tough guy" but we all know what happens to them ........ I bash them with my heavy meat tenderiser.

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Hi

I am staying right here.

Annoying you ladies.

For some reason I am quite tired today, so having a lay down and keeping an eye on you.

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You just shut your eyes Swim........and we will send the ambulance to pick you up!

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Haha, our pills are working then . . .

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Watch out Twink, I just spotted that Judster fella lurking about in the cabbage patch. . .

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Perhaps he will get eaten by caterpillars!

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Okay that's it being Tenderised is the final straw. I'm setting the alarm for 3 o'clock in the morning and WILL be the LTP