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06-02-2019, 01:10 PM
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Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

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A driver who swerved "to avoid an octopus" before crashing has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving.

Police were called to the A381 between Malborough and South Milton in Devon, where they found a vehicle upside-down in a ditch on Tuesday evening.

The 49-year-old driver was checked over by paramedics before being arrested.

Officers, who tweeted about the incident, said they found no evidence of an octopus on the road.

Octopuses are not unheard of in the seas off the south coast of England, but this particular cephalopod would have had to crawl more than 5km over hills and fields to find itself in the path of a car on the A381.
The octopus may have been a lost Thermian (see "Galaxy Quest" ..... ) .....

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06-02-2019, 01:18 PM
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Re: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

Sounds like the woman who swerved to avoid a tree and crashed into a wall. The tree turned out to be an air-freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.
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06-02-2019, 02:45 PM
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Re: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

lol, reminds me of that advert on the tv where the man was trying to describe a horse with a dress on and a man with an apron on, rushing across the country road in front of him whilst driving to Reading. (a knight and his horse).

Good luck to that driver with the octopus explaining that to any insurance company willing to insure him.
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06-02-2019, 06:03 PM
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Re: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

His dash cam might reveal some surprises...
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06-02-2019, 07:18 PM
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I don’t think he’s got a leg to stand on!
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06-02-2019, 09:12 PM
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Re: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
I don’t think he’s got a leg to stand on!
No, he's got eight if he's right Arty.....
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07-02-2019, 08:44 AM
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Re: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

The question is, was he grabbed by the tenticles at the time of the accident, causing the driver to be distracted???
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07-02-2019, 11:14 AM
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Re: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'

Originally Posted by Uncle Joe ->
The question is, was he grabbed by the tenticles at the time of the accident, causing the driver to be distracted???
It's been a while since I was grabbed by the tentacles Joe, Mrs Fox is a bit too fussy these days....
 



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