Re: Jokes for blokes
A group of Osama Bin Laden's Taliban soldiers were marching down a track in Afghanistan, when they heard an American voice call out from behind a sand dune:Re: Jokes for blokes
Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said, "Mr President, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America and it was beautiful, and on top of every building there was a beautiful banner."Re: Jokes for blokes
One day a man went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When the dentist told him he needed to give him some anaesthetic, he refused.Re: Jokes for blokes
A lady's dishwasher stops working so she calls the repair man. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat, Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the table and I'll post you the money. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler, he won't bother you. But whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"Re: Jokes for blokes
A man buys a parrot cheaply at the pet shop. When he gets home, he discovers why it was cheap - the parrot swears like a sailor. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
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