Golf club membership application

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he applied for membership at the local club. After a week he received a message that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to enquire why.



Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.



Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt, Scot: Aye, so do I..



Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt?. Scot: Aye, neither do I.



Secretary: But you are a Jew?. Scot: Aye, I be that.



Secretary: So you are circumcised?. Scot: Aye, I be that, too.



Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.



Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen, and I know that

you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a

complete prick to join a golf club.