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Cure for constipation

A chap walikng his dog on the North Yorkshire Moors came across a fern that he hadn't seen before. He picked some leaves, or fronds as they are called on ferns, and took them home.
Experimenting with them at home, he discoverd that if he boiled the fronds, the liquid cured constipation when drunk. He contacted one of the major medical companies, and they found it really did work. They are now producing and selling it in commercial quantities. It goes with the slogan (With fronds like these, Who needs enemas)
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Good one
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A constipated scientist worked it out with a pencil
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Dear Diedre,

My boyfriend told me that the only way to cure constipation is to have anal sex. Well, I gave in and gave it a try and it really hurt. Anyhow, he rang me up this morning and asked me if I would do it again as he still has constipation.

What should I do?

Sharon
 

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