06-07-2019, 12:41 PM
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The Health Clinic
What are you lot like???I go away to Camp in an outdoor pursuits centre off the Pembrokeshire coast, with 156 kids for a week and come back unscathed...
Only to find that some of you have been getting yourselves in to all kinds of bumps and scrapes just going about your daily lives!
Talk about living in the fast lane!!
So here it is..
The Clinic, the Sick Bay, the Recuperation Zone, the Infirmary, the Wellness Centre...
And Nurse Rhian is here to tend to you
Twink... I'll get my best Touch Éclat concealer for that eye
Lie down on the leather recliner and plug in to some Whale noises while I work my magic...
And Art...would you like a foot massage whilst you drink a freshly made brew and nibble on a Bakewell?
06-07-2019, 07:45 PM
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Rhian, Art & I are thinking of starting an in-patient sick bay & have ordered plenty of pillows to deal with the difficult men....especially those who claim to have Man Flu!
As for the ladies injuries, Mags is keeping an eye on the men from LTP, since Judd denied that he was responsible for any of them.
I may pop in to see you for the concealer treatment if this eye doesn't get back to normal colour soon!
07-07-2019, 09:48 AM
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Rhian, said... And Art...would you like a foot massage whilst you drink a freshly made brew and nibble on a Bakewell?Rhian,
Thank You for your very kind offer of a for a foot massage. I think l will pass on that one as you might tickle me, then my leg would fly up in the air and knock you out! I can only have tea that l put my own milk in, as l just like a splash of milk!
A Bakewell tart would be nice but not a shop bought one as they are full of chemicals!
I could do with help putting a shoe on as it’s difficult when you can’t bend your knee. I could do with a shoe horn, really.
After reading all that, you can see, l might be a bit of a challenging patient and you might want to transfer me elsewhere.........somewhere padded, maybe?
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