14-02-2018, 11:49 AM
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Advert Nailed on Pub Door.Vacancy.
The pig has flown. Repeat. The pig has flown. This is not a drill. Will all candidates for the position as landlady assemble at the casting couch and await the producer for further instructions concerning Operation Overlord.
14-02-2018, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Morticia
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Advert Nailed on Pub Door.Vacancy.
The pig has flown. Repeat. The pig has flown. This is not a drill. Will all candidates for the position as landlady assemble at the casting couch and await the producer for further instructions concerning Operation Overlord.
14-02-2018, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Morticia
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Advert Nailed on Pub Door.Vacancy.
The pig has flown. Repeat. The pig has flown. This is not a drill. Will all candidates for the position as landlady assemble at the casting couch and await the producer for further instructions concerning Operation Overlord.
Does this mean the price of bacon will go up? 
14-02-2018, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia
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Advert Nailed on Pub Door.Vacancy.
The pig has flown. Repeat. The pig has flown. This is not a drill. Will all candidates for the position as landlady assemble at the casting couch and await the producer for further instructions concerning Operation Overlord.
We can't have that Mort. The staff will go on strike!
Is it because of the measly low pay Mr. ReLax has offered you, or has Wing Commander Judd been trying to get you down the cellar again?
14-02-2018, 12:30 PM
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Operation Overlord. Update.The pig, incognito, has been requisitioned by Captain Nemo, is currently travelling 20,000 leagues under the sea. Weather is fair. No depth charges. No U boats detected on sonar or hydrophone. ETA on target. Oh la la ...
Update. The pig has safely landed. The ballast tanks have blown. Repeat. The pig has landed and has been awarded a bravery medal for polishing the Captain's periscope whilst at risk from enemy fire. Unfired torpedo still in tube.
14-02-2018, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia
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Operation Overlord. Update.The pig, incognito, has been requisitioned by Captain Nemo, is currently travelling 20,000 leagues under the sea. Weather is fair. No depth charges. No U boats detected on sonar or hydrophone. ETA on target. Oh la la ...
Update. The pig has safely landed. The ballast tanks have blown. Repeat. The pig has landed and has been awarded a bravery medal for polishing the Captain's periscope whilst at risk from enemy fire. Unfired torpedo still in tube.
14-02-2018, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Rhian
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I'll just get my chiffon pants and tassel bikini top..And I'll be right there with you ST
14-02-2018, 12:49 PM
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Re: Rehab Productions Presents...An Adventure.
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Operation Overlord. Update.The pig, incognito, has been requisitioned by Captain Nemo, is currently travelling 20,000 leagues under the sea. Weather is fair. No depth charges. No U boats detected on sonar or hydrophone. ETA on target. Oh la la ...
Update. The pig has safely landed. The ballast tanks have blown. Repeat. The pig has landed and has been awarded a bravery medal for polishing the Captain's periscope whilst at risk from enemy fire. Unfired torpedo still in tube.
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