16-02-2018, 01:57 PM
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Well, I did my job.Landed safely. Took a walk past Animal Farm, I see the pigs were called out again! It's that young lad, underage drinking again! I saw him having Cider with Rosie as I walked out One Midsummer Morning last year.
Upon entering the Hairy Nostril pub, where Mupsy and her band of Little Women, try to keep peace, I tripped over The Mouse Trap in the doorway, thus scattering the pile of Pickwick Papers all over the floor.
Oliver Twist fell into fits of laughter at my dismay.
But I guess no -one had Great Expectations of me to start.
I will collect my Oscar Wild later today.
16-02-2018, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55
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It is no wonder they talk about sexual abuse in the film industry, is it?.....I mean look at the lot we have in this film!
I know, I know Twink, but in times like this with the war on as well, we have to make the best of such situations.
Onwards and upwards and all that.
I have some crates to bring up from the cellar now, then I said I'd lend a hand in the kitchen to get some grub sorted for this motley lot.
Can someone clean that bubble gum off the bar stools and casting couch please?
Toodle Pip.
16-02-2018, 04:31 PM
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Incoming Radio Transmission.Pig to nostril. Pig calling nostril. Coming home. Flying bathtub. Repeat flying bathtub. Prototype of TOP SECRET futuristic drone technology nicked from a Nazi War Base. ALSO in possession VERY TOP SECRET plans. Third or Fourth Reich detailed blueprints. Aim. Construct a subterranean tunnel connecting Calais to Folkestone. Invasion plan codenamed Chunnel. Must be prevented at all costs.
Mayday .....Mayday ... Luftwaffe on my tail. Bath plug on fire. Scramble ALL ace fighters .. ping pong bat wavers and air traffic controllers! LINE THE PINTS UP READY ON THE BAR AND DEATH TO THE FUHRER!
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