27-02-2018, 09:24 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I am sorry to hear you were poisoned in Lanzarote Sweetie, but glad to hear the danger is over. Take it easy eating now, slowly until the stomach comes back to itself, a spoonful of good quality honey in the mornings helped me recover quickly when I ate a bad fish from a chipper a few years ago, never ate fish from a chipper again.
My few final words on smalls.
I always go for a small size in mens underpants as I have a small bum. Some folks have small bums but huge bellies, fortunately I am not one of them, my proportions are evenly distributed. Queer shaped lower bodies can create a problem when choosing underwear, some enterprising whizz kid should tackle the problem and make a fortune for himself/herself.
Others I have noticed have big bums and flat bellies, men and women included, take my sister in law, she has a nice slim build down to the waist, she’s 56 now but looks 36, but her bum is a 10x10 bowl size (that’s ten bowl inches per cheek on the bowlometer) and it sticks out the back of her like a ducks ass, one could almost use her ass as a coffee table, if her body was a map you'd be looking at a peninsula, but it bothers her not, and why should it, in fact she’s proud of her shape, and her hubby loves it.

Reminds me of the stingy chap who opened a new bar in Dublin and advertised for 5 tall bandy barmaids, he said they’d be much quicker as they wouldn’t have to walk around the tables.
A bottom something like these Victorian ladies.