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Originally Posted by Rachel ->
Time is relative
Hey, where is the poetry?
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*sighs*
OK ... if I must


Time is relative we understand
'tis short or long, sometimes can not stand
For more than a second, a fleeting scene
Of who knows what ? could you catch it ? a dream
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Originally Posted by gumbud ->
RJ's made me cry again
don't know why; don't know when
but when he plunges in the sinker
I blubber first before I thinker!

He has a knack of striking back
a sort of Empire thingy craft
I think he is the dark darth vader
but dressed in loetards pink with masquader!

or is he just a pimp Per Nil
escortin ladies to their sins
he tells us he is paring down
then why the mask and whip and gown?

Gumbud, you are clever & funny, astute as well, closer than you think to my personae
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Originally Posted by MKJ ->
Hey, where is the poetry?
Next to the Lavatory.
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08-02-2015, 10:56 AM
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Next to the Lavatory.
& next to the conserve a tree
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08-02-2015, 11:07 AM
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Re: Roberts Poems (part 3)

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Next to the Lavatory.
Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
& next to the conserve a tree
*groans*
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08-02-2015, 10:16 PM
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Next to the Lavatory.
no that's the good day be - day

I once across bidet did come!
and wondered who had such large bum!
but when I sat and pushed the plunger
almighty tsunami with a sound like thunder

I must admit I was transfixed
was this how some did get their 'kicks'
I seemed to sit for many hours
dreaming of those jet stream towers!

when finally I staggered off
I walked knock kneed with both eyes crossed
the maid came in and turned the bed
gave one loud scream and hall way fled!

come on RJ with stretch limousine tights give it ya best!
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08-02-2015, 10:49 PM
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Excellent Gumbud!
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09-02-2015, 11:06 AM
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I wandered once into a public loo
Another chap was in there too
He didn’t notice me, he was shooting drugs
I looked away and my shoulders shrugged
Then came in a couple of men
Who entered in one of the places provided, then
Moans filled the air as the abused each other.
I blame weak dad’s and bossy mothers
Then entered in a juggling act
This is true, it is a fact

THen entered in an attendant bold
All this was making him feel old
"Enough of this, it isn't fair"
“ It’s like a breath of fresh air.
Now I come to think of it
When someone’s come in for just a shit”
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Class .
 
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