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22-06-2018, 01:22 PM
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When I took my maths degree,82% of the students passed the exams.

...the other 26% had to re-sit them...
ya were out by a few degrees then Pugs?? I think ya in "de nile" and ya know where that is?
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23-06-2018, 12:57 PM
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I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her *rse. I didn't realise I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
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23-06-2018, 01:03 PM
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I was at a cash machine this morning when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.....

So I pushed her over.
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23-06-2018, 01:11 PM
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What does a woman and a cow pat have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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23-06-2018, 01:42 PM
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29-06-2018, 04:47 PM
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Well, they say we should look out for our neighbours during this hot weather but the old girl next door hasn't been round once to check on me. In fact, she hasn't bothered to take her milk in for three weeks.
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29-06-2018, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Well, they say we should look out for our neighbours during this hot weather but the old girl next door hasn't been round once to check on me. In fact, she hasn't bothered to take her milk in for three weeks.
Bloody neighbours. You just can't rely on some people, can you?
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30-06-2018, 02:14 PM
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Mmmm? Just wondering why the words 'for' are highlighted in blue??
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30-06-2018, 08:33 PM
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I saw a poor old lady fall down in the high street this morning, well I think she was poor, there wasn't anything in her purse.
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01-07-2018, 11:30 AM
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Proof that woman do things just to start an argument.

My missus rang me at work today and said "I've not had time to start tea, do you fancy going out for some?".
"Yeah that sounds good" I replied.
When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.
 
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