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18-07-2018, 08:18 PM
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You couldn't make it up honestly!

There is a boarding school not far from our comprehensive.
On a Friday or end of term day some of the students there come to our schoolyard to catch a bus home.
If we are on bus duty we have stay with them until all of them have gone (although they're not our pupils!)

Today one of them came up to me.
He was a boy (definitely) of about 12.
He pointed at a girl (also definitely) in the group and said..
"Miss! Miss!
She has just assumed my gender"

I thought about what he'd said for a moment (having not ever encountered anything quite so contentious from our lot)
Then I had a light bulb moment...
I retorted "What did you just call me?"
At which point he covered his mouth with his hand in dawning embarrassment



I'm considering starting to write my memoirs..
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18-07-2018, 08:23 PM
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Rhian, Brilliant quick thinking there!
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18-07-2018, 08:27 PM
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Ha! Thank you Art!
Considering it was the last day I'm surprised I was firing on enough cylinders tbh
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18-07-2018, 08:46 PM
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Well I might have thought of that in about a fortnight! Well said Rhian.
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18-07-2018, 08:53 PM
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Re: You couldn't make it up honestly!

Surely the lad should have said Ms! Ms! you could have been well offended.
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18-07-2018, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Surely the lad should have said Ms! Ms! you could have been well offended.
Or ..
teacher person of unidentified gender!
teacher person of unidentified gender!
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18-07-2018, 09:38 PM
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A think-on-your-feet brainwave there, Rhian. Must be the euphoria of knowing there's no school for six weeks!

Funny lot, these screaming queens aren't they. They even have infighting amongst their own now. "Gay pride" events now need to be called simply "Pride", otherwise it upsets Bisexuals, transgenders and all the other freaks.

It's all Elton's fault.
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18-07-2018, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Floydy ->
A think-on-your-feet brainwave there, Rhian. Must be the euphoria of knowing there's no school for six weeks!

Funny lot, these screaming queens aren't they. They even have infighting amongst their own now. "Gay pride" events now need to be called simply "Pride", otherwise it upsets Bisexuals, transgenders and all the other freaks.

It's all Elton's fault.
you can't say that Floydy! You are off to Jail
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18-07-2018, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lion Queen ->
you can't say that Floydy! You are off to Jail
Funny though.
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18-07-2018, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Lion Queen ->
you can't say that Floydy! You are off to Jail
If people spoke their minds more and were more honest this country wouldn't be in such a mess.
Too many do gooders around
 
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