24-12-2016, 02:02 AM
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S'alright girls, I aint so daft as he thinks.He is just trying to lure me back in the hope he can ply me with booze and use his powers of persuasion to get me to remove the bell. If I refuse, he'll bundle me back in the shed in the hope I will weaken.
No. I shall leave him with his ding-a-ling until Mrs. Dongle is fully recovered and he promises her he will behave.
24-12-2016, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Aha. That's where it went. I thought I'd left it in Dongle's shed. Thank you Art. 
Stand well back behind them and bark in a matronly manner....
'Roll your sleeve up, Left Arm? Right arm?' Or, 'Drop your trousers, Left buttock? Right buttock?'
They will be quivering with fear and some may not be able to speak, so you choose where!!
Again l repeat, Keep well back...... and wear your wellies!!
24-12-2016, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Artangel
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Mups, The beauty of this large syringe is, they have a choice of where they are injected! Many of the men faint at the sight of a syringe so here is the instruction...Stand well back behind them and bark in a matronly manner....
'Roll your sleeve up, Left Arm? Right arm?' Or, 'Drop your trousers, Left buttock? Right buttock?'
They will be quivering with fear and some may not be able to speak, so you choose where!!
Again l repeat, Keep well back...... and wear your wellies!!
24-12-2016, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Wow that sounds great. I normally have to pay for that type of stuff.
Anyway there is no need to worry about the pain because I have arranged for Art to pop round with her pillow, as soon as she gets rid of her many Christmas guests.
The pillow method must be completely painless, as I have never heard of anybody, who has received it, complaining. 
24-12-2016, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Twink55
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It is Dr Mups you are seeing, not some floozy dressed up as a nurse! :surprised:Anyway there is no need to worry about the pain because I have arranged for Art to pop round with her pillow, as soon as she gets rid of her many Christmas guests.
The pillow method must be completely painless, as I have never heard of anybody, who has received it, complaining.
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