Re: Limericks. (New).

"Get up, said Kay don't lie there"
"Everyone is stopping to stare
"But I'm bereft", wailed Joe
"And I've nowhere to go"
"Can't I just sleep in your chair?"



"No you can't, man - get a grip"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"No you can't, man - get a grip"
"No. I'm staying here, I need a kip"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"No you can't, man - get a grip"
"No. I'm staying here, I need a kip"
And with that he plonked down

Re: Limericks. (New).

"No you can't, man - get a grip"
"No. I'm staying here, I need a kip"
And with that he plonked down
And Kay gave a frown

Re: Limericks. (New).

No you can't, man - get a grip"
"No. I'm staying here, I need a kip"
And with that he plonked down
And Kay gave a frown
For she'd planned to go on a trip.



"Then you're on your own, I'm off out"

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Then you're on your own, I'm off out"
You'll be here on my return no doubt

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Then you're on your own, I'm off out"
You'll be here on my return no doubt
While I'm gone there's housework you can do

Re: Limericks. (New).

“Then your on your own, I’m off out”
You’ll be here on my return no doubt
While I’m gone there’s housework you can do
and don’t forget about the loo

Re: Limericks. (New).

“Then your on your own, I’m off out”
You’ll be here on my return no doubt
While I’m gone there’s housework you can do
and don’t forget about the loo
There's some tiling needing some grout

But comfy, he fell asleep

Re: Limericks. (New).

But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep