03-03-2015, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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Ah George Melly, God be good to him, I heard, whether there's any truth in it or not I don't know, that he was a double adapter (Male and female partners) in his sex life. You would know RJ having read his story.
As for modern Jazz, to me it's just musical Doggerel.
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The definition of Jazz: Beautiful music, but with all the notes jumbled up!
As they say in a Yorkshire Bingo Hall....Shek em' up.....
04-03-2015, 10:43 PM
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Ode to a Black HoleBy Mars Barr.
Way up yonder in that there sky
Sits a hole that cannot fly
Get too close and you are doomed
All around it are soon consumed
Spiraling down to the very bottom
Stars and all the hole has gottem
But what lies at the very end
Some know and some pretend
Don’t ask me I don’t know Son
Experts think it’s Higgs Bosum
Let’s go find it one of them said
We’ll build a tunnel when we get out of bed
Seven Billion quid and ten years later
They’re still saying see ya later alligator
As the work goes on and they get fatter
They still have jobs, what matter
What they found they cannot say
Else their careers are blown away
Keep it going and soon you’ll see
We’ll all go down in historee
Ain’t it grand God dammit!
We are the highest paid wasters on the Planet.
05-03-2015, 02:20 AM
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well all in all I think all this inquiry and searching is searching for God.He watches them like ants on a football
scurrying this way and that
and when they look to the sky they say 'My oh My'
but let's keep on searching for 'Cats'
this way it could take them for eons
but it's all good fun, passes the day
and when ball rolls down hill it gives them a thrill
and they all shout Higgs Bottom heh heh!
as the searches go on the universe just keeps getting bigger and bigger in our scheme of things and eventually the 'search parties' won't make it back to tell the tale!
05-03-2015, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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Sometimes I get a bad feeling in my Particles, usually in the Dark, does this Matter.
you are on a roll
05-03-2015, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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Sometimes I get a bad feeling in my Particles, usually in the Dark, does this Matter.
Cosmic dust perhaps, might be caused by exposure to direct Sunlight, nude sunbathing is not really recommended in these Islands, but you could always try a codpiece, if it doesn’t work don’t worry, you can eat it later with chips.
05-03-2015, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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Cosmic dust perhaps, might be caused by exposure to direct Sunlight, nude sunbathing is not really recommended in these Islands, but you could always try a codpiece, if it doesn’t work don’t worry, you can eat it later with chips.
06-03-2015, 12:10 AM
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https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/healt...ng-you-lazier/I never use my smartphone to look up anything - cos I'm usually running around the house lookin for my smartphone!
now would you classify yourself as an intuitive thinker or analytic thinker?
06-03-2015, 08:59 PM
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That’s the way everyones heading, they won’t even bother to think anymore, pass that on for a couple of generations and they won’t be able to add 1+1, then some huge natural disaster, the earths magnets go bonkers and all electricity ceases to be, so it’s back to the cave again, the libraries will have disappeared, all the stuff that was electronically stored will be lost, I’m convinced this has happened to mankind many many times before, we get too cocky and lazy, but maybe that’s natures way of cleaning the world up. Ever wonder how man is a couple of million years on this planet and historians can barely go back 5,000 years?, even with that they still manage to make a balls of it and we never really get a true picture of mankind's history.|
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