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I guess I better not count on him
especially if spending's involved.
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10-08-2019, 12:43 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by Pug ->
I guess I better not count on him
especially if spending's involved.


Ey? how does 'involved' rhyme with 'him'?
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10-08-2019, 12:45 PM
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I guess I better not count on him
He won't even pay me subs at the Gym
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I guess I better not count on him
He won't even pay me subs at the Gym
Well he has a tight fist
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10-08-2019, 01:11 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I guess I better not count on him
He won't even pay me subs at the Gym
Well he has a tight fist
But will he be missed
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10-08-2019, 01:36 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I guess I better not count on him
He won't even pay me subs at the Gym
Well he has a tight fist
But will he be missed
And the future would be a bit grim.





There was a knock at the door last night
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10-08-2019, 02:03 PM
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There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
But there on the porch
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There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
But there on the porch
Was a cop with a torch
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
But there on the porch
Was a cop with a torch
Swaying gently while high as a kite.


Evening all, said the cop with a grin
 
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