Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was That The Cat In The Hat?

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was that The Cat in the Hat?
No, it's the one from next door

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was that The Cat in the Hat?
No, it's the one from next door
The one that craps on the floor

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was that the Cat in the Hat?
No, it's the one from next door
The one that craps on the floor (dirty boy)
Then the dog and the cat had a spat.

*

Do you fancy a party, said Bert

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice a who was a bit of a flirt

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice who was a bit of a flirt
We will have music and dance

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice who was a bit of a flirt
We will have music and dance
And maybe a snog perchance?

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice who was a bit of a flirt
We will have music and dance
And maybe a snog perchance?
Alice hoped that would be a dead cert.


So Bert bought the food and some booze

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues
She just wasn't in the mood