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While rubbing an old lamp I found
A Genie said something profound
"To you three wishes I grant"
"Now stop rubbing whot's down your pant"
Nowt there, but you may hear a sound!
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There once was a man that I knew,
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There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
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There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
He would not admit
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There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
He would not admit
That his desire had quit
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
He would not admit
That his desire had quit
So his attempts had become very few!




Just as I was going to bed
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Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
I lay for a while
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Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
I lay for a while
Then a thought made me smile
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14-07-2018, 07:22 AM
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Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
I lay for a while
Then a thought made me smile
I’ll raid the fridge instead


A bull saw a cow and said MOO
 
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