Re: Jokes for blokes
A middle-aged man went to his doctor and asks for a prescription of the strongest Viagra available because he had got two young nymphomaniacs staying at his house for the weekend.Re: Jokes for blokes
Two young kids, a boy and a girl, are out behind the barn. The boy drops his trousers and says to the girl. "Look what I have, I'll bet you wish you had one of these"Re: Jokes for blokes
Concerned about his failing manhood, a farmer went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave him a small container of Viagra and told him to take no more than one a day.Re: Jokes for blokes
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to be a hell of a party." The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is very potent, you drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know about it." The weekend goes by and on Monday morning the pharmacist is going to work and at the door of the drug store, the same fellow is there waiting for him. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick open the store, I need Blue Ice (a muscle pain reliever). The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your "willy". The skin is way too sensitive." The guy says, "It's not for my "willy", it's for my arm." Pharmacist says, "What?? What happened?" Guy replies, "Well... I drank the whole bottle of your potion." Pharmacist says, "And..." Guy replies, "The girls never showed up!"Re: Jokes for blokes
On his first day working in a sex shop, a young man was left alone for the afternoon while his boss went out. The man was nervous about dealing with customers' questions, but his boss assured him he would be fine.Re: Jokes for blokes
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