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05-04-2017, 09:46 PM
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The Last Day

Today, is the last day of the 2016/2017 Tax Year, a time for reconciliation.
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05-04-2017, 10:22 PM
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Surely it's a time to find a last minute tax saving deal? OR.......start a new business (backdated) and buy loads of stock or computer peripherals (essential in every business)....... In other words, make a tax loss to set-off against gains!
Simples
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06-04-2017, 11:04 AM
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Today is the first day of the new tax year....
It would have been 'All systems Go' once upon a time to try and get my books in order........These days......Well it's thanks to DWP for a rise in my pension.....
After my long run out in the country this morning I think I'll relax now and watch a 'Boxed Set' with a mug of 'Yorkshire Tea'.....
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06-04-2017, 11:27 AM
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OGF, I know this will come as no surprise, but my books are in order 24/7/365.
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06-04-2017, 11:59 AM
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I haven't got any books to complete any more. Good ain't it.
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06-04-2017, 12:07 PM
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I haven't got any books to complete any more. Good ain't it.
Not for me Emjay, it's good to have some numbers to juggle

Spitty doesn't understand her
He only thinks in numbers
He only drinks in restaurants
Where the girls are fully covered

And he can't trust his yearnings
And he doesn't like pretending
His tempers stretched so much by work
His heart needs gentle rending

He calls her the chocolate girl
Cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
She knows she's the chocolate girl
Cause she's broken up and swallowed
And wrapped in bits of silver

Spitty doesn't understand this
He says he's only human
So he still lights up with old flames
As if to try and prove it

And he doesn't like emotion
He's not certain of their ardor
If pouting causes so much fun
Then breaking hearts is harder

He calls her the chocolate girl
Cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
She knows…

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06-04-2017, 06:19 PM
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Nice on there Spitty. Were do you find them chocolate girls, Mars? I think I’ll try another Galaxy.

I always send my taxman a hard luck story, you’d be surprised how sympathetic they can be, I sent him this note last year.
“Tax years come and tax years go, but it’s all the same to me
Talk is cheap when your left on the heap with a rock bun and a cup of tea”

He replied how sorry he was to hear that and sent me two tea bags and a banana, they’re not all monsters you know.
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