Unbelievable Motorist
What about this twit in today's paper then -
A motorist in King's Lynn, Norfolk was pulled up by police for driving a car on the road with no front wing, no bumper, no headlights, no steering wheel and not even a driving seat!!
He was using mole grips to steer, and sitting on an upturned bucket as a seat!
Teh cops said: "Driver will be reported for too many offences to mention."
Unbelievable isn't it. What a nutter.