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20-12-2016, 02:48 PM
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I'm currently in the second stage of Man Flu; Laying on the sofa watching re-runs of Wheeler Dealers and How it's made and making slight groaning noises every few minutes.

I'm looking forward to stage three which is when I get annoyed and start cutting bits of wood and mixing concrete - only to end up back on the sofa again.

To all brothers - If you have Man Flu, you have my sympathy, hang on in there.
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20-12-2016, 02:52 PM
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You are god amongst men...a legend in your own lunchtime ...milk it mate..it won't last.
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20-12-2016, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44 ->
You are god amongst men...a legend in your own lunchtime ...milk it mate..it won't last.
Too true it won't"! For those who are not aware of the OFF pillow squad, can I suggest that you all recover in the next half hour, because Art has just had a new delivery of pillows.
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20-12-2016, 02:56 PM
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You have my every sympathy LD, but this is the worst case that I have ever seen...
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20-12-2016, 03:02 PM
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Aysa, don't let him have the remote control. Wash it with Dettol anti bacterial and don't let him touch it again until completely recovered.
Hell we don't want to have to take another to Beachy Head for a game of Timberrr.
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20-12-2016, 03:02 PM
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My husband likes to be looked after if he has a mere cold etc. However, he has always been useless if I am under the weather. He will look around my bedroom door and say, "You don't want anything do you?" HOPELESS!
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20-12-2016, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Aysa, don't let him have the remote control. Wash it with Dettol anti bacterial and don't let him touch it again until completely recovered.
Hell we don't want to have to take another to Beachy Head for a game of Timberrr.
...........he will never find the remote control ...I think iv got some vintage cough medicine lurking at the back of my shed that he MUST be made to take asap!!!
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20-12-2016, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Too true it won't"! For those who are not aware of the OFF pillow squad, can I suggest that you all recover in the next half hour, because Art has just had a new delivery of pillows.
I will just get my coat then I am ready for duty with the pillow squad Twink .
I am assuming the new consignment of pillows will be nice and soft, they are the best for 'the job in hand'


You better be up and about pretty quickly LD
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20-12-2016, 03:35 PM
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Careful LD, full compliment of She Devils on here. I've asked the Queen to honour you in the New Year.
 
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