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23-12-2017, 01:09 PM
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Two Italian men get on a bus

And sit behind a lady, the two men engage in an animated conversation, she ignores them at first, but is galvanized when she hears one of them say
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses come together, I come once-a- more two asses, they come a together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time" ,
" you filthy swine" retorts the lady, " we don't talk about our sex lives in this country, in public"
" heya coola down laydy " replies one Italian man, " whosa talkin abouta, sexa?, ima justa trying to spella Mississippi, to my frenda
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23-12-2017, 06:52 PM
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Re: Two Italian men get on a bus

Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
And sit behind a lady, the two men engage in an animated conversation, she ignores them at first, but is galvanized when she hears one of them say
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses come together, I come once-a- more two asses, they come a together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time" ,
" you filthy swine" retorts the lady, " we don't talk about our sex lives in this country, in public"
" heya coola down laydy " replies one Italian man, " whosa talkin abouta, sexa?, ima justa trying to spella Mississippi, to my frenda

Ha! Ha!

People do talk about sex all the time in this country and men think about it every minute.

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24-12-2017, 09:24 AM
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Re: Two Italian men get on a bus

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Ha! Ha!

People do talk about sex all the time in this country and men think about it every minute.

Gotta disagree there Azure.
Last night when I heard that Monk had been sacked from the MFC,it kinda threw me off my stride for a few minutes and I could not think of anything else, I was so happy.
But just for a few minutes mind and then I was back on track again..
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24-12-2017, 10:44 AM
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Re: Two Italian men get on a bus

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Ha! Ha!

People do talk about sex all the time in this country and men think about it every minute.

Well, at least I can still think about it.
 



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