Two Italian men get on a bus
And sit behind a lady, the two men engage in an animated conversation, she ignores them at first, but is galvanized when she hears one of them say
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses come together, I come once-a- more two asses, they come a together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time" ,
" you filthy swine" retorts the lady, " we don't talk about our sex lives in this country, in public"
" heya coola down laydy " replies one Italian man, " whosa talkin abouta, sexa?, ima justa trying to spella Mississippi, to my frenda