Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
:lol Hectors wife never had sex with anyone in her life, not even Hector, she's an abominable woman alright but it wasn't her in the photo. It was snowing that day hence the snowy photo, but they were at it hot and heavy according to Hector, were he still alive he could take you to the very spot and show you the rusty metal spikes still in the ground.Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
Did I ever mention uncle Vivian’s sojourn in OZ? It was a long time ago & I only knowof that which he related to me in his twilight years. He brightened up the “Twilight Rest Home” where his son Eustace billeted him when he became incontinent in his nineties. The thought of spending the rest of his days in that horrid place caused him to devise a method of controlling his micturate so well that he returned to the family home in quite a short time. Not before Vivian had drawn up an illegal “Crown & Anchor” board , too successful in fact. The other residents, eager to liven up their bland days became over excited & developed Vivian’s former problem.Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
I always had a sneaky suspicion Vivian had a bit of Irish blood in him Robert, perhaps he was a bit of a "Sleveen", a word not widely used in Ireland today, well not in Dublin anyway, but I remember my country grandparents using it from time to time, I think it's a useful word but never take a Sleveen for granted, they can be tricky customers at times, politicians have been known to engage in "Sleveenism" at election time, here's the definition.Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
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