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A pear? Have you nowt better than this
Looks in disgust and says with a hiss
I won't bother if it's the best you can do
Can I come in? I need the loo
Don't tell me, you want a ****
Well tough, you can't come in
I'm cold and my coat is thin
Here's some cardboard for you to wrap up
And some hot soup for you to sup
Then you can shelter in my bin.