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No, I had the forethought of tying one of my ankles to the bedpost just in case.

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Eee you've painted a fantastic picture in my mind Judd ... ... I need a lie down now, to ease the stitch in my side from chuckling.

Glad you avoided injury.
So what's for tea tonight dare I ask?

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Ladies ..it's safe to come in now. I flung all the windows open wide to let out any lingering whiff left by Judd.

Kettle's on .. and I've got some sausage rolls warming in the oven.

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I wonder if Judd would like some baked beans with his sausage roll?

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On a diet Twink so I'll turn down your generous offer as sausage rolls are verboten.

I shall be having some of the brisket I cooked yesterday with a salad of some sort. Humble fare but nourishing. :

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But Judd, If you lose too much weight you may slip down the drain that Mups and I have put outside the LTP thread. then you will be flushed away, never to be seen again

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Hmm, and that'd be a shame wouldn't it Twink .........

Judd, I hope you landed safely, and feel better today.
When the wind came from the North last night, you sounded rather like a rusty old fog horn keep going off! Even dogs kept waking up and growling.
It was on the local news this morning, too.
Shocking behaviour!

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Right, it seems my friends have all gone off to bed now.

All seems peaceful, so I think I will go and fill my hot water bottle, and don my wincyettes and fluffy sox in anticipation of a restful night.

Ooh, I do apologise chaps, I forgot that information conjures up such unbearable longing and desire, that you may find it difficult to sleep now.
Just take a few deep breaths and relax and the vision of loveliness will gently fade.

I bid you good night.

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My last visit for the day - time for bobos

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Men they cannot keep the pace.