17-07-2018, 09:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Your lord and master is back. Bow down before me and pay homage then clear off out of it. I'm sure you must have more important things to attend to like watching Emmerdale, Corrie or that Cockney-based rubbish.Don't rush back.
Bow down and pay homage??? Have you taken leave of your senses man?
'Tis YOU who should be touching your forelock when such enchanting females enter the room.
If you were half the gentleman you profess to be, you would know how to behave!
You would know to bow and gently pull our chairs out for us as we take a seat. You would have fine wines and tasty morsels laid on for us to sample, while you waited on us hand and foot, dressed in nowt but a pinny and a bow tie.
Ooh I say, I got a bit carried away there gals, didn't I.
17-07-2018, 09:28 PM
14142
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Bow down and pay homage??? Have you taken leave of your senses man? 'Tis YOU who should be touching your forelock when such enchanting females enter the room.
If you were half the gentleman you profess to be, you would know how to behave!
You would know to bow and gently pull our chairs out for us as we take a seat. You would have fine wines and tasty morsels laid on for us to sample, while you waited on us hand and foot, dressed in nowt but a pinny and a bow tie.
Ooh I say, I got a bit carried away there gals, didn't I.
17-07-2018, 09:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Let's blame Judd. We blame him for everything, even when it's nothing to do with him.
But when I get carried away, it most certainly has nothing to do with Judd.
17-07-2018, 09:46 PM
14145
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Right Now
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Well, all right then. But when I get carried away, it most certainly has nothing to do with Judd.
We've tried to arrange for him and our Tezza to get 'carried away' too . . . . far, far away preferably, but they are like flippin' homing pigeons.
Bet their ears are burning.
17-07-2018, 11:03 PM
14148
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Bow down and pay homage??? Have you taken leave of your senses man? 'Tis YOU who should be touching your forelock when such enchanting females enter the room.
If you were half the gentleman you profess to be, you would know how to behave!
You would know to bow and gently pull our chairs out for us as we take a seat. You would have fine wines and tasty morsels laid on for us to sample, while you waited on us hand and foot, dressed in nowt but a pinny and a bow tie.
Ooh I say, I got a bit carried away there gals, didn't I.
17-07-2018, 11:05 PM
14150
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I'm a man, I can take it.
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