07-12-2017, 10:28 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Bravo Gummy, you're on a roll.
Avant gardening, I like that Fruity, I’m a barogue man meself, no time for avant garde paintings at all, absolutism or nothing, the bold Caravaggio is a favourite of mine, he was the one who coined “If your going to do something, do it right”
Unlike Picasso and all the other chancers he never went through ‘Blue periods’ ‘Cubism periods’ ‘Matchstick periods’ and the likes, in fact he never had any periods at all.
My Uncle Joe was a gardener back in the 1930’s, he was very militant and wanted to take over the world and turn it into one big garden, so he formed a gardeners party called ‘The Third Rake’, they were doing alright until some German chap with a small moustache copied the name.
08-12-2017, 12:00 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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Bravo Gummy, you're on a roll.Avant gardening, I like that Fruity, I’m a barogue man meself, no time for avant garde paintings at all, absolutism or nothing, the bold Caravaggio is a favourite of mine, he was the one who coined “If your going to do something, do it right”
Unlike Picasso and all the other chancers he never went through ‘Blue periods’ ‘Cubism periods’ ‘Matchstick periods’ and the likes, in fact he never had any periods at all.
My Uncle Joe was a gardener back in the 1930’s, he was very militant and wanted to take over the world and turn it into one big garden, so he formed a gardeners party called ‘The Third Rake’, they were doing alright until some German chap with a small moustache copied the name.
08-12-2017, 12:17 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
It must be that old xmas spirit [hic]That’s makin me roll ‘round the place
I just cannot stand still or upright at will
Horizons shift all over the place
I was down with old Jeremiah
Who offered me bourbon on ice
With a wobble and fart I accepted and barked
Have you got any herrings their nice!
He said herrings dear laddie ;my goodness
Would that be soused or do you prefer raw
I said no out of the bottle with onions and sticks
And another bourbon on ice just to lick
I love watchin ‘em put up the streamers
As I orchestrate them with me ‘arp
They say grandad please move, cos ya soundin quite rude
Yuz all thought I was gonna say f…………….
Once those streamers are all ‘angin
I wonder ‘ow we’d managed wivout
This place will look bare
When they’re pulled down next year
Deep depression is comin no doubt
But for now raise ya glasses ya loonies
Yuz been playin around ‘ere all the year
And I couldn’t survive without ya madness
Take a bow and don’t fall over the chair!
© gumbud and all those others unamed ones!! I charge commission
08-12-2017, 08:02 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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turners a favorite of mine - he could turn anything into a stick and make it disappear BUT he represented the 'umble working class and painted many of us all together.
08-12-2017, 08:35 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at theKing, the King, the King!
The King is in the all together
But all together the all together
He's all together as naked as the day that he was born.
The King is in the all together
But all together the all together
It's all together the very least the King has ever
worn."
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