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15-12-2017, 12:15 AM
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don't you mean if you were cylindrical??
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15-12-2017, 07:50 AM
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don't you mean if you were cylindrical??
That would never happen, don't "Cylindrical" end up on YouTube?
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15-12-2017, 01:48 PM
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That would never happen, don't "Cylindrical" end up on YouTube?
my tube excuse ME! I don't want to discuss MY tube in a pubic bar if you don't mind - I suggest you get back to concrete drilling with your cylindrical drill!
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15-12-2017, 03:52 PM
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My Uncle Joe was a cylindrical man all his life, long and straight from his toes to the jet black hair on his head, he stayed that way until he died at the ripe old age of 91, no bending over with the stoop for him.
A great nature lover, he worked like a bee, ate like a horse and drank like a fish, never took any pills or portions and never had a cold in his life nor did I ever hear him complain of any pains or aches as long as I knew him.
Lester Piggott is another cylindrical man, unusual for a jockey, must be something good health wise about cylindrical folks that never lose their shape, take the Ethiopian race for example, they are nearly all tall and cylindrical and they live to be great ages.
Uncle Joe had a beautiful smile on his face in the coffin and he only looked about 50.
My girlfriend was cylindrical for a long time, then when we married she filled out.

That reminds me I’ll have to get the oxygen cylinder for me heavy blowtorch changed before I reopen the shed come the spring, I’m bored stiff hanging about the house like a Christmas chain.
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15-12-2017, 04:50 PM
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Well,I hate Stannah stair-lifts.
They really do drive me up the wall!
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15-12-2017, 05:16 PM
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are you talkin about the straight perpendicular type OR the curly whirly ones that curl down the curly whirly wall?
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15-12-2017, 05:39 PM
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Ah Pug me oul mucker, how are you doing, I thought you got lost in the snow over there.
Forget about the stannah stair lift, we all know that there are only three steps to heaven.

I’m talking about the upright true cylinder Gummy like the ones that used to be in the old church organs, straight and unbending, organ cylinders that marched many a lucky man’s bride to be up the aisle to the tune of here comes the bride, beautiful organ music, not like the sound of my organs after a few pints.
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15-12-2017, 07:57 PM
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Doesn't LOOK all that cold,Jem-but my poor little fingers were trying to operate the buttons/levers/switches to load three of these machines [the trailer extends to 60 ft] and the icy wind coming across the flat fenland was at minus 7c chill factor! [yes,that IS true-and even now,two days later,with that load delivered and moi safely home,my fingertips are hurting from that cold wet windy sleety CRAPPY fenland]
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Oh dear what can I do
We’ve got a blocked loo
The basin’s stuck
With hairs & muck

Then the shower began
To fill with water and
The bath plughole went
For a plumber we’ve sent

Gotta wait for a few days
Have to find new ways
Of using the loo
Showering too

Not a good start
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Hi Jean
Luck is mean
Time to spend
With the U Bend
Lack of services
Is not funny
But, where's Muck
There's Money.
 
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