23-10-2016, 07:27 PM
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Re: Coronation Street
Originally Posted by Tpin
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Phelan realises his 'love' for Eileen is real, retrieves all the stash and repays it all.He gallops back on his white charger which slips on the cobbles sending them cartwheeling.
Meanwhile David exits his house when the horse falls on him.
His head is well and truly stuck up the horses ass.
The vicar and Phelan struggle to part them, phelan with the horses head in his hands, the vicar stood behind David with his arms around his waist.....both pulling and pushing.
Shaun, on the cream cake run sees this and duly faints.
Not at all far fetched in my opinion. They might get some complaints from 'Offended' of Acacia Avenue, but who cares about those humourless people?
23-10-2016, 08:31 PM
564
Re: Coronation Street
Originally Posted by Tpin
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My dog had a stroke
Originally Posted by Aysa
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........aww Noooo Tpin.....thats just too sad ,im really sorry to hear that. How is he now?
Originally Posted by Tpin
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He loved it, especially around the ears
Just one thing wrong with your recent script Tpin. Are you seriously saying that Billy the Homosexual Vicar could be trusted standing behind David trying to extract his head from the horses ass? I would imagine Billy unbuttoning his trousers saying to David...."It's not your lucky day is it my child"....
23-10-2016, 09:04 PM
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Re: Coronation Street
Originally Posted by OldGreyFox
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Have you two ever thought about doing a double act? That is, between writing scripts for Coronation Street...
I've been trying to get into her jeans for ages.
Edit: I meant her jeans pockets.....she keeps Dinky treats in them and I want some for my dog
23-10-2016, 09:17 PM
569
Re: Coronation Street
Originally Posted by Tpin
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It has crossed my mindI've been trying to get into her jeans for ages.
Edit: I meant her jeans pockets.....she keeps Dinky treats in them and I want some for my dog
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